BOOK MANCHESTER & LIVERPOOL'S PREMIER ESCORTS AT HOME
GETTING THE MOST FROM HOME AND HOTEL OUTCALLS IN THE NORTH WEST
You've booked your escort date and you're eagerly anticipating her arrival. At Secrets escort agency we can have an elite Manchester or Liverpool escort to your door in less than an hour - but don't panic! You still have plenty of time to make sure your pad and person are party perfect.
If you haven't already caught on, girls love cleanliness. That means really good personal hygiene AND a clean, tidy home. If you're booking an outcall date with one of Manchester or Liverpool's best escorts, you don't wanna be left embarassed when this absolute stunner catches sight of your 3 day old grundies on the floor and automatically assumes that you're a minger with low standards. You don't need to go mental - just take a bit of time to make sure that your bachelor pad doesn't look too much like a homeless person lives there. Dust we can live with - just dim the lights, but there are 5 main things you need to focus on in that crucial window before your trophy date escort in Manchester or Liverpool knocks on your door.
Task 1: Tidy up! A polite client will offer his elite Manchester playmate escort a glass of something cheeky, so check the kitchen for dirty plates and wotnot - make sure it's clear. Elsewhere, pick up any clothes/ underwear/ mags/ other detritus and put them where they belong. A top VIP North West escort is not going to be impressed if your floor looks like you're waiting for your mum to come round and tidy up for you. You're a big boy now, so do a once-over of the areas you plan to entertain your companion in and make sure it doesn't look like a bomb has gone off.
Task 2: Clean(ish) bedding! Mrs Hinch says that your bedding should be changed at least once a week. Bedding that's been left on a long time stinks - there's no way around it. You may think that your bedroom carries the aroma of your natural musk and male pheromones, but all an exclusive Salford escort is going to smell is old sweat - it's not sexy. If you plan on doing some entertaining anywhere near your bedroom, we highly recommend stripping your bed and putting fresh sheets on so her nasal cavities aren't burned by your manly funk.
Task 3: Use your nose! Have a quick walk around - are there any smells that might be offensive to a high class Manchester and Cheshire escort? Does the bin need taking out? Are there any lingering pet aromas that need to be Febreezed? Do you smoke in your home and need to open a window for your non-smoking companion? Girls are very sensitive to bad smells, so deal with anything that can be easily taken care of and have a good blast round with an air freshener. If you REALLY want to impress, light some scented candles and feel the lurve.
Task 4: Bathroom duty! A top rated escort in Manchester is always going to arrive looking and smelling like the perfume counter in Selfridges - she's made the effort for you and she'll want to make sure that when she's freshening up during your outcall booking, your facilities are clean and pleasant too. Check your sink & loo for unwanted stains and make sure there's nothing that will cause you embarassment. A top tip from us too - put your toilet seat DOWN! She'll be so impressed that you've clearly been brought up right.
Task 5: The Body Beautiful! We know you're a handsome hunk of a guy, and she's going to find it hard to resist you anyway, but it never hurts to make sure you're clean and smelling edible. Is your breath fresh? By all means, have a ciggie/ coffee etc but brush your teeth or rinse with mouthwash afterwards - the ONLY pleasant kiss is from a minty mouth. Next, lift your arm and sniff - is your body clean? Would you want to get close to you? If in doubt, jump in the shower and have a quick rinse around. Top it off with a splash of aftershave and - my god - you've just become George Clooney.
It may seem anal, but trust us - when it comes to cleanliness, women are from Venus and men are from dumpsters, so take our advice on board and you really will get the best from the best escort companions in Manchester and Liverpool.
And finally, it goes without saying that we hope you and your fantasy escort enjoy yourselves in your tidy and fresh smelling home.
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