MICHAEL'S FAKE CRYING AND AMBER'S ESCAPE FROM THE LEASH

JOANNA LEAVES THE LOVE ISLAND VILLA

Last night, Channel 4 viewers were hooked to the box as the Love Islanders voted Joanna Chimonides out of the villa. Her exit was the latest in a series of dramatic twists and turns on the reality TV show, which saw love interest Michael Griffiths declare his love for her, while choosing to remain in the Love Island villa - much to the shock of several 'inmates' (because it is like a sexy prison). Despite claiming to have real feelings for Joanna and promising to stand by her, the 27 year old firefighter decided to stay put, making many of us question whether he's really in it for the long haul or just a player. Joanna certainly made her feelings on the matter pretty damn clear, branding Michael 'a snake' before leaving the Love Island villa, and (apparently) Michael, in tears. To be honest, if the boy's got feelings, he should be walking the walk and not just talking the talk, so can't help thinking she got a lucky escape there. 

MICHAEL TREATS AMBER LIKE A DOG

After a great deal of crying (real or fake?) and swearing his devotion to Joanna, it wasn't long before the next act in the drama unfolded as Michael bid his former love-interest, 21 year old Amber Gill to 'sit' (yes, exactly like a dog) while he explained to her that even though Joanna had left, there was no chance of his and Amber's romance being rekindled. Although to be honest, if a guy told me to 'sit', I'm pretty certain that the likelihood of rekindling any sort of romance with a twerp like that would be as plausible as finding tits on a fish. The question remains, did he confront Amber so soon after Joanna's exit to make his apparent 'love' for Joanna seem more genuine and retain his popularity in the villa rather than coming across as, well, 'a snake', OR does he actually have genuine feelings for Joanna...? 

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT ON LOVE ISLAND?

Either way, it's pretty clear that Queen Amber deserves someone better than a guy who thinks it's acceptable to treat her with this level of ignorance and ineptitude. Errrr, RUDE! Thank you, next. 

And it's evident that we aren't the only ones backing Joanna and Amber's corner as BBC Radio One's Maya Jama soon piped up on Twitter, "Now send in someone to sweep Amber off her feet an let Michael feel bun for a sec please I’m tryna see something #loveisland"

Will Joanna and Michael rekindle their romance outside the villa? We seriously hope that the girl has better standards than that. And will Amber start having feelings for Ovie, or is there about to be a new guy in Love Island town...

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