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NORTH WEST FOOTBALL IN 2026

North West Football: Derbies, Drama and Never-Ending Banter

If football is a religion, the North West is basically Rome, Mecca and Canterbury rolled into one rain-soaked region where every pub has an opinion and every opinion is shouted. From the global glare of the Premier League to muddy touchlines in League Two, football in the North West isn’t just played - it’s lived, argued about, and occasionally fallen out over.

Whether you’re red, blue, or somewhere permanently grumpy in between, the next couple of months promise plenty of drama, dodgy refereeing calls, and WhatsApp group meltdowns.

Why North West Football Hits Different

There’s something uniquely feral about football in the North West of England. Maybe it’s the history. Maybe it’s the fact half the country’s biggest clubs are packed into a few train stops. Or maybe it’s just decades of rivalry that refuse to die quietly.

This region is home to:

  • Manchester United

  • Manchester City

  • Liverpool

  • Everton

  • Burnley

  • Blackburn Rovers

  • Bolton Wanderers

  • Wigan Athletic

  • Blackpool

  • Preston North End

  • Plus proper football league lifers like Stockport County, Tranmere Rovers, Salford City, Accrington Stanley, and Morecambe

That’s before you even mention the non-league scene, where tackles are harder and the pies are hotter.

The Big Beasts: Manchester & Merseyside

Manchester Derby: Old Trafford vs Etihad

The Manchester derby is no longer the scrappy local spat it once was. It’s now a global event with billions watching, but don’t let the PR gloss fool you – it’s still deeply personal.

United fans cling to history like a comfort blanket. City fans cling to trophies like they’re going out of fashion (because, frankly, they are). Pep vs whatever version of United happens to be turning up that week is always box office.

With both sides juggling domestic fixtures and Europe, the derby in the coming months could be a momentum-shifter. Lose it, and suddenly everything feels worse. Win it, and you’re unbearable until at least Christmas.

Merseyside Derby: Angrier Than It Used to Be

The Merseyside derby used to be marketed as “friendly”. That ship sailed years ago, probably around the fifth ankle-high tackle in the opening ten minutes.

Liverpool continue to chase silverware with their usual high-octane chaos, while Everton are once again locked in a season-long scrap that has fans stress-eating sausage rolls by the dozen.

Goodison under the lights for a derby remains one of the most hostile atmospheres in English football. Anfield isn’t exactly handing out hugs either. Expect goals, cards, VAR controversy, and at least one manager claiming they “didn’t see the incident”.

Lancashire: Proper Football Country

Burnley, Blackburn and the Battle for Bragging Rights

The East Lancashire derby between Burnley and Blackburn Rovers is football in its rawest form. No fluff, no marketing spin - just pure, unfiltered hatred separated by about 12 miles.

Depending on league positions and form, the upcoming fixtures between Lancashire sides over the next couple of months could have serious implications. Promotion chases, play-off dreams, or simply the joy of ruining your neighbour’s season - it all matters.

Bolton, Wigan and the Ghosts of the Premier League

Both Bolton Wanderers and Wigan Athletic still feel like clubs slightly out of time, haunted by memories of top-flight days and European adventures.

Their fixtures in the coming months are crucial. Promotion pushes are built in winter. So are collapses. One good run and suddenly everyone’s dreaming. One bad week and Twitter wants the manager gone by Tuesday.

Lower League North West: Where the Real Stories Live

If you want football without the nonsense, the North West lower leagues deliver every single week.

  • Stockport County continue to grow into their Football League return with a fanbase that’s fully bought in.

  • Salford City remain the most talked-about League Two side, whether people love the project or love to hate it.

  • Tranmere Rovers are perennially chaotic but never boring.

  • Accrington Stanley (who are they?) continue to defy budgets and logic.

  • Morecambe just keep turning up and annoying bigger clubs, which is very North West behaviour.

Fixtures over the next couple of months will define seasons at this level. The weather gets grim, pitches cut up, and squads are tested. It’s where promotion dreams are either forged or frozen solid.

Transfer Gossip, Grumbles and Pub Talk

Gossip: the true lifeblood of football.

Across the North West, fans are already:

  • Demanding a new striker

  • Complaining about depth

  • Convinced a youth player is “the next big thing”

  • Certain the board “don’t back the manager”

Whether it’s Premier League giants flirting with January moves or League One clubs hunting for a bargain loanee, the rumour mill never stops. Most of it’s nonsense. Some of it’s inspired. All of it’s debated like it’s breaking news.

Fixtures That Matter in the Next Couple of Months

Without turning this into a dry fixture list, here’s what to keep an eye on:

  • Derby matches that could swing title races or relegation scraps

  • Christmas and winter schedules where squads are stretched thin

  • FA Cup ties where lower league North West sides fancy a scalp

  • Six-pointers that feel massive in February but define seasons by May

In the North West, there’s no such thing as a “nothing game”. Someone always remembers.

Why North West Football Still Rules

Football in the North West of England is loud, emotional, occasionally irrational, and completely unavoidable. It’s rivalries passed down through families. It’s away days that ruin weekends. It’s winning when you shouldn’t and losing when it hurts most.

Over the coming months, there’ll be goals that live forever, defeats that sting for years, and plenty of arguments about referees who “should never officiate again”.

And honestly? We wouldn’t have it any other way.

If football really is about passion, community and stories, then the North West isn’t just part of the game - it is the game.

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