If you've seen the digi-display traffic announcements around Manchester, you'll have fallen in love with the guy who comes up with these golden nuggets of genius.
This weekend we've got a big match - Manchester United face the Liverpool reds at Old Trafford at 4.30pm. Traffic will be heaving, Scousers and Mancs will be drinking The Bishops Blaze and The Trafford dry and our digi-display guy will already be thinking up his next footie-related pun.
We're open as always from 6pm for bookings on Sunday, so get your call in as you're leaving the Old Trafford ground to get your favourite Manchester escort to your home or Manchester hotel before you can say 'it's getting Messi'. Ok - that one's already been done.
Give us a call to book your Sunday night outcall!